Over 102940

Mug Demotivational Poster

BACON BEER MUG - Official beverage of greybeards everywhere.

morning ritual -

TAGS: mug
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by ughomer

CHECKLIST - Nick Nolte Mugshot Hair, Creepy "Get In The Van" face.

TAGS: robert pattinson nick nolte mugshot
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BriaHere

tngiumedlws - April 24, 2012, 11:43 am
You guys are pathetic. Making fun of a guy you don't even know. Seriously, get a life.
Zed - September 26, 2009, 11:42 pm
Because teenage girls, especially teenage girls in the 13-15 year range, are certifiably insane.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 8:22 pm
This guy is a fucking ugly son of a bitch... Why girls keep saying hes "so cute".
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:56 pm
You get 3 from me cause there should have been a third line punchline like"where all the white women at?" or where's the nearest grade school" otherwise good.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:51 pm
did I mention who made them?
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:50 pm
I have no idea who this guy is but this is actually even a little funnier

THE ASSAULT MUG - You do not stand a chance, annihilation is assured

TAGS: assaut mug annihilation assured
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Budog

tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:58 pm
bah! I hate quadrails! Give it a threaded muzzle for a drink spill suppressor, lose the M1913 rails and give it a good quality knuckle-duster style handle and THEN we'll talk assault mug.




TAGS: smugness day biznitch superior dog looks down on you
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 30, 2009, 11:23 am
Thanks, guys, I'm glad you like it. Dogs can't look up, but they can clearly look down.
spacedog - December 30, 2009, 1:20 am
Excellent Bart, 5Ls.
Sho - December 29, 2009, 10:31 pm
Lmao Snoop Dogg
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:05 pm

SMILE - it's part of your 15 minutes

TAGS: mug shot hall of fame
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

aerofiend - December 2, 2010, 8:31 pm
Waffle House bingo anyone?
rerun - December 2, 2010, 6:27 pm

whew, glad I missed this lineup...though the one last one on the right on line 4 is a hottie.

COFFEE TIME ! - Please sit back and enjoy your coffee.

TAGS: coffee mug funny
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by 7053

Java -

TAGS: coffee tolerence meter mug warning
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Oldsod - December 10, 2014, 5:00 pm
Thedge - December 10, 2014, 3:09 pm
Hmm... that's for a 5% waitress or waiter. Want the 20%, just get it on your own.


TAGS: beer smuggled work in stomach
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:35 pm
I don't know that feeling. But if it happened I would just say that I just made room for more...
- June 10, 2012, 6:23 pm
... but now it wants out real bad !

TINKERBELLS TWIN - Continues the cliché that the brunette is always the evil one… At least she doesn’t have the little Van Dyke beard.

TAGS: evil pixie that mugged me a disney world
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Chef

familyghost - March 28, 2011, 12:11 pm
That's kinda who it is... *shuffles away ashamed he recognized the very scene this is depicting*
Liamdurf - March 21, 2011, 5:40 pm
Looks like Crysta from Ferngully.

TEXAS - Everything ABOVE ground is on FIRE! Everything BELOW ground is hollowed out!

TAGS: texas wildfire smuggling
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

440wakeup - May 8, 2011, 1:31 pm
But the wildfire pics were all txas, go ahead hit texas wildfire and that pic'll show up 6 times.
440wakeup - May 8, 2011, 1:30 pm
big arse fire in texas right now another wild fire, oh and the drug tunnels is from california or AZ, the texas pics were all saddam spider holes and ICE agaents around, it looked more like an immagration thang, or they just showed recovered kilos
rerun - May 8, 2011, 10:41 am

rerun - May 8, 2011, 10:40 am

cannot say that I have ever seen anything like the above ground in Texas. The below ground....drud courier tunnel between Texas & Mexico, that I have seen.

OBAMA SUPPORTERS - 69,456,897 Votes... They all couldn't come from Limousine Liberals.

TAGS: obama barack barak democrat republican mug shot thugs criminal
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

MikeJohnDoe - January 7, 2011, 11:27 am
Some of them came right before these people took their mug shots

NOT A SAMURAI - technically mugens not one he never recieved training from a dojo. still badass though.

TAGS: mugen samurai champloo
Rating: 2.24/5

More motifakes by yon

5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 8:52 pm
Sad thing is, his statement is not entirely correct.
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:41 pm

I have stressed out over this issue since July 18, 2008.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:34 pm
finally!! I won't be losing anymore sleep after that clarification. thanks!
Jesse Liberty - December 6, 2010, 8:31 pm
Well, actually Samurai were state officials of the Shogunate and they carried a Katana and a Daisho...Mugen's sword is barely a traditional Katana. And seeing as he is not a state official, he's in no sense of the word a samurai...
WhoCares? - July 22, 2008, 10:42 am
Even if there were a 100 Mugens, they would still pwned by Chuck
zerojustice - July 22, 2008, 10:02 am
Mugen may not technically be a samurai by name, but he's better at swordplay than most f'in samurais out there.
... - July 17, 2008, 8:24 pm
Yes, cause you are never anything unless you have a certificate. *Holds up a certificate of Dickishness* ...

P R O A C T I V E (ADJ) - Taking the initiative by acting rather than reacting to events. Like getting a tan on your head if you are likely to have a mugshot taken.

HELLO KITTY - Mugging for the kitty again ?


TAGS: smugness
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

suenero - October 3, 2010, 9:18 am
I love it also. I just wish I could this said in Leonard Nimoy's voice. That would be classic. 5L's
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:17 pm
I love it!
Grim [email protected] - December 29, 2009, 10:39 am
Not your best work...

INSECURITY - Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence

TAGS: tomorrow mught be your last
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - July 22, 2011, 2:14 pm
Aah typo in the tags. Damnit >=|

SMUG - I'd look like that too, If I had razor sharp teeth and claws!

TAGS: smugness
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

GreyScorpion - December 28, 2009, 3:48 pm
Ahhh LD, basking in the warmth of yet another carniverous devouring of the unsuspecting. 5 "Burps"
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 3:17 pm
Um...Cubby, DON'T you have razor sharp teeth and claws?

SHAM-WOW! - Use it to wipe the blood off your face

SMUGNESS - H1N1. AIDS. HPV. Avian Flu. Diarrhea. Herpes. Hepatitus B. Avian Flu. Common Cold. Swine Flu. Typhus. Cholera. Hemorrhoids. So much for the divinely-ordained 'masters of creation'.

KINGS OF SMUG - Those who do not like you fall into one of two categories: the stupid and the envious

HAARAKKON COLLECTABLE MUG - They sold out so fast... I wonder what made them so popular?


TAGS: smug day
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:10 pm
The more you know...


TAGS: smugness
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by gil

erock - February 19, 2010, 11:18 am
nice one Gil . 5L to you! now go out and hug a tree!
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 11:26 am
If your bicycle weighs more than your car, there is something wrong with you.
spacedog - December 30, 2009, 1:03 am
Nailed it! 5Ls, gil.


TAGS: smugness mooo tribute ferdinand jumped more than the fence
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:13 pm
This is a tribute?....you're calling me an anal rapist....Just cuz it's true doesn't make it funny....5L....watch your backside GS.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:05 pm
Who knew, indeed!

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT - WTF was this brotha thinkin'? If you just look like that you belong in jail...moron.

Penguins -

KODACHROME - you give us those nice bright colors

TAGS: paul simon celebrity mugshots
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2014, 5:13 pm
Dang! Does David Bowie ever age?
deChelca - November 18, 2012, 9:38 pm
Great song. Been singing it for two days. 5 wishes for a new song.
ughomer - November 7, 2012, 10:14 pm
Another fine creation, Airman. 5L


TAGS: justin bieber mug shot lights on nobody home
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 24, 2014, 1:50 am
Friends of mine did to their dog; absolutely priceless, lol!
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 9:42 pm
On a serious note; ever get yer dog snockered? Hilarious
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 9:29 pm
Hey! Canines shouldn't be drinkin' :-D
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 2:45 am
Not if yer his celly…and, heh, he may never know what came over him. Win win. Man, cheap scotch tastes like cheap scotch.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 1:33 am
That's a bad thing if you're headed to prison - am I right? Haha! Ahem.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 1:32 am
Glad you and your friend liked it. :-D
GaryO - February 21, 2014, 9:55 pm
Dang he's purdy
MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:55 pm
I read this to my friend in Toronto. We're both non-bielebers, so you got a good 5L laugh from us.

GAMBLING - I backed a great horse yesterday, real runner I know this because it took all of the other 7 horses to beat him to the post

TAGS: its a mugs game
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by house

house - July 14, 2011, 7:18 pm
the only way to make money in horse racins is to own the bastards of things
ICEMAN - July 14, 2011, 7:15 pm
*cough* *cough*
ICEMAN - July 14, 2011, 6:58 pm
You can sure spot a winner. *cough*

SMUGGLER'S COVE - It's a beach full of self-satisfaction. Now give yourself a high-five.

TAGS: smug day pun yeah i know i m reaching here
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

LogicDude - December 30, 2009, 6:38 am
Matt...stay IN the "box"...it's warm and wet in there! This is punerrific! 5L!
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:38 pm
thx Sick! I was trying to think outside the box... but it's snowing here so I went back inside.
sickartist - December 29, 2009, 5:32 pm
Excellent twist on the challenge 5L

RUSSIAN ADOPTIONS - Getting toddlers through Customs one carry-on bag at a time.


GUINNESS TO GO - Who is the b/tard that said I couldn't have Guinness for breakfast?! Just the thing that helps me face the Timmies of the world every morning

WHICH STATE DO YOU RUN? - Oh wait, it's just me!

TAGS: smug git
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 8:36 pm
what's with the Norwegian flags in the background? I thought he was Austrian. But Aggy sure looks good up there


TAGS: mugabe
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by fss

Vegan -

TAGS: vegan murder innocent fruit vegetables tattoo mugshot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2016, 1:24 am
He probably would get less beat up if he had a swastika branded into his forehead. :-D
JesusWept - April 2, 2016, 12:12 pm
Yes :)
mizzdizz - April 2, 2016, 11:53 am
ROTFL! This is a mug shot, right? ^!!!!!


Got you something on my trip. -

Granny -

TAGS: soviet russia mug granny ak47
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - April 26, 2015, 12:37 pm
Thanks X 3
mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 12:06 pm
A girl's gotta eat . . Loving your stuff today! 5L

annoying co-workers -

Like to tap this Bottle baby? -

TAGS: mugs cans top
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by ughomer