Mug Demotivational Poster
BACON BEER MUG - Official beverage of greybeards everywhere.
morning ritual -
CHECKLIST - Nick Nolte Mugshot Hair, Creepy "Get In The Van" face.
THE ASSAULT MUG - You do not stand a chance, annihilation is assured
BRASS KNUCKLE COFFEE MUG -
2009 WAS SO AWESOME -
SMUG DOG -
SMILE - it's part of your 15 minutes
COFFEE TIME ! - Please sit back and enjoy your coffee.
BEER I SMUGGLED A BUNCH INTO WORK -
TINKERBELLS TWIN - Continues the cliché that the brunette is always the evil one… At least she doesn’t have the little Van Dyke beard.
TEXAS - Everything ABOVE ground is on FIRE! Everything BELOW ground is hollowed out!
OBAMA SUPPORTERS - 69,456,897 Votes... They all couldn't come from Limousine Liberals.
NOT A SAMURAI - technically mugens not one he never recieved training from a dojo. still badass though.
P R O A C T I V E (ADJ) - Taking the initiative by acting rather than reacting to events. Like getting a tan on your head if you are likely to have a mugshot taken.
HELLO KITTY - Mugging for the kitty again ?
VULCAN NON-EMOTION: SMUGNESS -
INSECURITY - Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence
SMUG - I'd look like that too, If I had razor sharp teeth and claws!
SHAM-WOW! - Use it to wipe the blood off your face
SMUGNESS - H1N1. AIDS. HPV. Avian Flu. Diarrhea. Herpes. Hepatitus B. Avian Flu. Common Cold. Swine Flu. Typhus. Cholera. Hemorrhoids. So much for the divinely-ordained 'masters of creation'.
KINGS OF SMUG - Those who do not like you fall into one of two categories: the stupid and the envious
HAARAKKON COLLECTABLE MUG - They sold out so fast... I wonder what made them so popular?
THE ROAD TO SMUGVILLE - beep beep
WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT - WTF was this brotha thinkin'? If you just look like that you belong in jail...moron.
KODACHROME - you give us those nice bright colors
SAY CHEESE -
GAMBLING - I backed a great horse yesterday, real runner I know this because it took all of the other 7 horses to beat him to the post
SMUGGLER'S COVE - It's a beach full of self-satisfaction. Now give yourself a high-five.
RUSSIAN ADOPTIONS - Getting toddlers through Customs one carry-on bag at a time.
GUINNESS TO GO - Who is the b/tard that said I couldn't have Guinness for breakfast?! Just the thing that helps me face the Timmies of the world every morning
WHICH STATE DO YOU RUN? - Oh wait, it's just me!
MUGABE - GET OFF MY LAND.
THE PUSS -
Got you something on my trip. -
annoying co-workers -
Like to tap this Bottle baby? -